Walmart Shoppers Gone Wild

Laundry day

From this photo, it’s laundry day and the washing machine has broken down. The poor guy has had to leave the house in the only clean clothes he has, which just so happens to be a Harley Quinn onesie (which we all own, right?). Now they’re having to pick out some new threads, just so that the Quinn wannabe doesn’t have to go to work in that same onesie the next day… As the caption says, only at Walmart!

Mrs. Claus

Santa loves Walmart on his day off it seems. But we think he came out in Mrs Claus’ dress. Whatever floats your boat. We love the socks and shoes combo, it really adds that extra va va voom to the outfit. Wallmart really is a place where you can just be yourself. You rock gramps.

Lizard Queen

It is hard leaving our pets at home. This Walmart shopper just could not be a second without her exotic pet. She decided to bring him along for the ride to Walmart. She even tied it to her hair and made her own leash. Genius move, now this weird and wonderful pet can come everywhere with her. We wonder if this is against the store policy.

Conga

“Come on do the conga.” This is the shopping experience we are looking for. Why shop alone when you can look for bargains with your friends in one big line together. It is always better when you shop with friends and they tell you what looks good and what is a disaster. This is a great way to spot a bargain or two.

Role Reversal

This mom knows how it’s done. The tables have turned and now its this kid’s turn to take care of his carer. She had to wheel him around so now he knows what goes into it and will appreciate her. She is instilling in him a good message. The baby gets to go along for the ride.

DIY Fashion

Listen, we can’t all afford to have the latest fashion trends, and is hard to keep up. This particular Walmart shopper is a genius, she comically created her very own Uggs label and stuck them to the back of her boots. We think we will try this with our clothes and boots, the possibilities are endless. What brand shall we be today?

Monkeying Around

So we thought that taking a lizard into Walmart was kinda crossing the boundaries, but then there’s this. First question that comes to mind – why does this woman have a monkey? Second question – why did she bring it into Walmart? Oh and third question- is she trying to hug it so she doesn’t get caught, or because she believes it is her baby?

Double Identity

At first glance, this looks like one cool dude. Just look at his suave t-shirt and its slogan, complete with red cap and cargo pants. However, on closer inspection, there is something very wrong about this whole picture. Is he wearing bikini bottoms underneath those cargo pants?! We are wondering if this was because of a dare or because he really likes that style underwear.

To Tan Or Not To Tan

These two friends look like they have had very different summer vacations. The girl on the left has clearly been listening to her parents and wearing high factor sun screen, while the girl on the right has totally ignored every possible warning. We really hope that they’re  in Walmart looking for  aftersun to soothe that burning skin. Or maybe some suntan lotion to make sure this never happens again. Ouch! The red hairband really doesn’t help either.

Keeping It Classy

We still wonder why guys like to wear their pants down so low you can see their underwear? Well, this gentleman decided that this trend was not quite for him, so he chose to wear an extremely long vest and tuck it into his pants instead. This way, he can still ride low, but no one has to see what kind of underwear he has on. We think it will catch on do you?

She Can Walk!

Walmart provides some really awesome handicapped trolleys for those who struggle to get around, and we think it’s such a good idea. However, some people totally take advantage of this, as the woman pictured goes to show. It turns out, she probably can walk, and she was just using the handicapped cart because she was lazy. She proves this by standing on it to reach the top shelf.  The “It’s a miracle” caption really made us laugh too.

Embracing Baldness

Going bald is never something any man looks forward to. Most men try to prevent this from happening, in any possible way that they can. Yet this gentleman seems to be loving it, showing his new hairdo off to Walmart. The cashiers really do see some weird and wonderful things don’t they.

Sneakals

Want a sneaker and a sandal in one? Here is how to make DIY sneakals. This way you get best of both worlds. We wonder if Walmart will start stocking these bad boys. Not sure if we would wear them but hey ho maybe you want to give them a try.


Who let the dogs out?

We quite enjoy the fact that people bring their pet to Walmart – it certainly makes for some interesting shopping companions.  Where is she going to put all of her shopping? Also, you can definitely tell which one is the favorite… Hint: It’s the one in the child’s seat.



Meat blanket

Shopping is tiring, and sometimes you just need to have a bit of a lie down to recover. This woman didn’t hesitate to get comfy, but chose somewhere rather strange to do so… The meat aisle. As if that wasn’t enough, she then proceeded to cover herself in meaty goods like some kind of blanket. She also looks like she’s wearing her pajamas, so perhaps this was her plan all along. Each to their own.



MJ, is that you?

You might have thought the King of Pop was dead, but it turns out he was just hanging out at Walmart the whole time. Or perhaps this is the ghost of MJ, haunting Walmart? Or maybe, it’s just someone who looks scarily like the deceased popstar… We think that’s probably more likely. Although we would love to know what the real Michael Jackson would have bought at Walmart. Lots of blankets, perhaps?



Hair or tail?

Holy macaroni! When you start looking at this woman’s hair, you can’t really see anything wrong with it. Then, as you pan your eyes down the screen, you’ll notice that this is no ordinary hair. This is perhaps the longest hair we have ever seen – and we’re still not entirely sure if it IS hair or if it is a tail. How did she manage to weave it so tightly together? It’s like something out of Avatar.



Walking the turtle

We have had lizards, monkeys, and a trolley full of dogs, but this Walmart pet is quite possibly the best of them all. Sure, we’re totally cool with turtles, and if people want to keep them as pets, then that’s okay too. But, to put one on a leash and take it to Walmart – that’s too far, even for us. Where did she get a turtle leash? And what if someone steps on it by accident? Clean up on aisle 3, squashed turtle!



Hourglass figure

When you look at people like Kim Kardashian and Beyonce, it’s clear to see that a big booty is what it’s all about. However, what happens if you’re upside down? If you’re big up top but practically non-existent at the bottom? Well, then you look like this. It’s not quite an hourglass figure, and we like the dedication of squeezing into the clothes, but we’d really like to spend a couple of hours picking out a more appropriate wardrobe for this lady in gray.



Fitting rooms? Pah!

Who needs a fitting room in Walmart, when you can just get changed in the middle of the store? Sure, it’s fine if you’re just trying on a sweater over your top, but we personally wouldn’t go the whole way like this lady. We actually feel kinda bad for her, as someone has obviously stopped to take a photo, and she probably thought she was being totally subtle just changing in the middle of Walmart.



The ferret man

As you may have noticed by now, pets are a pretty common theme in Walmart. We have seen some weird and wacky ones, but this is definitely one of our favorites. This guy is taking his pet ferret to his grocery shop, and that’s A-OK with us! Our only small gripe is why he is clutching it quite so hard. Will it escape if he lets go? Perhaps he should invest in a ferret leash – you’ll find them in the same aisle as the turtle leashes, we’ve heard.


Rainbow lady

Okay, so there’s nothing wrong with someone wearing all of the colors in the world – we do, on a regular basis. We love the big bow in her hair, the rainbow teddy-bear shirt, and even the brightly colored high top sneakers. The only thing we are so very, very confused about is the stuffed caterpillar on her leg, like some kind of leg warmer. Where did she get this idea from? Why has she done it? We have so many questions right now.



Somebody stop me!

We love The Mask movie; it’s one of our all-time favorites. However, we have never felt compelled to run out for some groceries wearing The Mask itself. Oh wait, that’s a face mask right? Did she forget to take it off or is she just one seriously sassy lady who doesn’t care what you think? She needed some apples, and she was gonna get them, face mask still on or not. Yeah, you go girl!

Keeping warm

This man ain’t cray! He knows that if you’re going to go to Walmart in tiny denim shorts then someone is probably going to laugh at you and take a photo. Plus, it can get seriously cold, especially near the chilled aisles. So, he showed everyone up when he had the foresight to turn up with leggings under his tiny denim shorts. He got to keep warm, and nobody could laugh at him for wearing short shorts. Oh… Wait.


Keeping cool

What do you do when it’s a bit too hot for jeans but too cold for shorts? You seek out this incredible piece of fashion, for the best of both worlds. By the looks of things, this is a DIY job, and the woman pictured is clearly going to be the next Ralph Lauren. We love the little pieces of denim that connect the shorts to the bottom bits. Absolutely genius – and she’ll stay the right temperature.



Captain Walmart

Where do you think all superheroes get their groceries and random junk? Walmart, of course! Captain America had to make a quick pitstop to stock up on snacks before he met back up with The Avengers to carry on saving the world. He also seems a little bit annoyed with the cashier; perhaps he was being too slow. Captain America is a busy man, you know, he has the world to save so get a move on!



Your underwear arrest

Most people get away with some totally weird and wacky outfits in Walmart, but there is one thing they won’t stand for. You can’t just turn up and go grocery shopping in your underwear. You’re not allowed. End of story. This guy tried his luck but ended up a bit red-faced when the entire police squad turned up to arrest him. In that position, you could probably wax the floor with him though – just a thought!


Furry Fox

Who doesn’t want to know what it’s like having a tail? This guy clearly got attached to his Halloween outfit, so much so that he now dons it wherever he goes. Mr fox is clearly a fan of baked goods as he eyes up the fresh dessert counter. We must say, he wears it very well.

Til death do us part

This couple were just about to get married when they realized they forgot to get rings! A quick dash to Walmart and they were finally ready to commit to their vows. Or perhaps they were getting married at Walmart (it’s been done before)! Either way, we love how this pair have just rocked up to the store in their wedding clothes. And why not, eh?! Better than turning up in your underwear as we’ve learned.

Keep away from children

Okay… There’s a reason plastic bags say “keep away from children” on them. It’s because kids do dumb stuff, like putting the bags on their heads, and then suffocating. This is like basic parenting 101 stuff. However, this mom has clearly had enough of her kid as she’s letting her not just play with the plastic bag, but wear it over her head. Can someone call child protection, please?!

Birds Of a Feather

When you’re having a bad hair day, fear not. Simply go to Walmart, and put a bird on your head. Simple yet stylish, this lovely yellow and blue bird head will accentuate any outfit and even make you stand out from the crowds. This lady is looking fly and it really enhances her whole look.

Lovely Lizards

Pets are like family. It is hard to leave them behind when we need to run errands. This guy decided he couldn’t take the heart break of leaving his beloved lizards while he took a trip to Walmart so they made the journey with him. Such a happy family. The cashier hasn’t even batted an eye lid.

Street Style

Nothing is more satisfying than when an outfit comes together. With the right accessories you can really enhance any outfit. This guy has really carefully and methodically chosen a great outfit, paired with perfect accessories to really win the look. We have to say our favorite of the whole collection is the nose chain.

Eye Spy

Imagine going to line up to pay for your produce and seeing a huge eye just staring at you from an old man’s bald head. That is quite frightening we must say. It is quite an unusual tattoo, quite innovative, yet would definitely scare young children. We wonder how many people he frightened in Walmart.

Hey There Cowboy

You are never to old to get into character. This man was channeling his cowboy persona. Yet the addition of the gun in the belt strap would frighten us somewhat. You wouldn’t want to cross him in aisle 9 just in case you took the last can of baked beans and that angered him.

Despicable You

Everyone loves the little yellow men from the Pixar movie Despicable Me, it seems that this mother daughter duo loved them just a bit more. Well shopping in costume definitely makes it more fun, and in a onesie makes it even more comfortable. We might try this next time.

Outfit Chic

This is an outfit winner if you ask us. Just look at the makeup and how it complements that ravishing necklace, which draws attention to such a great choice of outfit. It really flatters every curve.

Did Someone Say Banana?

Take a wild guess at what this person was doing with all these bananas? Was it to make a lifetime supply of banana bread? Or to feed a family of monkeys living in their house? Or was it to make sure that their children had a banana to put in their packed lunch every day until the end of the school year?

Davey Crocket

When you’re cold, there is nothing like a hat to warm up your head. This dude has the right idea. Why put a beanie on, when you can put a raccoon on instead, makes so much sense.

Gandalf

This man looks like he has escaped from Hobbiton, or was once a garden gnome and now become a human. We really love this outfit and the flared red sleeves really enhance it don’t you think? We wonder if he has other wizard friends.


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