Celebrity Wedding Dress Fails You Have To See

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Celebrities are known for wowing us on the red carpet, and one would assume that on their wedding day, they would do the same. After all, these are pictures they will look at for the rest of their lives. Yet, these celebrities decided to make a statement in a different kind of way. You will be entertained.

Victoria Beckham

The style superstar and designer of couture, was once a WAG and pop star. We wonder what she thinks now when she looks at this dress. It makes her figure look gorgeous, but the big cross and corset style is quite tacky. Oh how she has transformed herself. We wouldn’t see her in this now.

Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey is known for being a diva, and for her first wedding, she truly dressed to the nines. However she looks more like Cinderella gone wrong if you ask us. The crown, with the pouffs and over the top flowers, it’s a no from us.

Carrie Underwood

Carrie Underwood is the beautiful country singing babe, who married her sports star sweetheart Canadian ice hocky pro Mike Fisher. However, this dress is just too much, with the sickly pink flowers everywhere, it looks like a barbie dream house.

Kim Kardashian

Her first marriage to basketball player Kris Humphries only lasted 72 days and was the talk of the whole world. Good thing she got a chance to redeem herself with her second wedding dress, to Kanye West, because this is a disaster. Well a lot has changed since then (ahem Bruce now being Kaitlyn) and now she has gone from reality star to A list celeb.

Gwen Stefani

Gwen’s marriage to Gavin Rossdale wasn’t long lived. We absolutely do not approve of this dress. We think Gwen thought she was Alice in Wonderland, but a pink wedding dress is never a good idea. Where was her style team to warn her?

Angelina Jolie

Sadly Hollywood was turned upside down when sweethearts Angelina and Brad Pitt split up. We know that she is a doting and very caring mother, but we don’t think it was necessary for her children to draw all over her veil. It looks more like a Halloween costume.

Jada Pinkett Smith

Will and Jada are the perfect Hollywood couple. They are so real about their relationship, and marriage, and it is a breath of fresh air. #couplegoals. However, Jada’s dress and hair style for us just don’t work. The dress is trying to be conservative yet the sheer flowery pattern makes it all wrong. Not to mention the flowers.

Crystal Harris

The late Hugh Hefner was last married to play mate Holly Harris. The playmates are known for their white blonde locks, big bust and tiny figures. It would be expected that the dress would totally come with the look, so we can’t expect anything less. We do love the dog though.

Madonna

Madonna’s wedding to Guy Ritchie was one of the most expensive celebrity weddings to date, costing $2million dollars, shame it didn’t last. The dress is a bit morbid in our opinion, the crown makes her seem like a queen from history.  We are not a fan of the veil. But you make your own opinion.

Princess Diana

Rest in peace, to the beautiful English rose, Princess Diana. She truly was an incredible person, but on her wedding to Prince Charles, she could not have chosen a more problematic dress. What with the long train that kept blowing away in the wind, and all those stairs, she was destined for disaster. Well at least Kate got it right.

Danielle Spencer

Hollywood weddings are known not to last, and it is a shame that actor Russell Crowe has finalized his divorce to Danielle Spencer. Maybe now they won’t need to take a trip down memory lane and relive these photos. His long ponytail, and her slit in the dress are just a recipe for disaster. The doily looking dress doesn’t even fit her very well.

Jennifer Lopez

Poor J.Lo, some could say she is unlucky in love, however the superstar is now happily loved up with pro sports star A Rod. However for her first wedding to back up dancer, she didn’t have that much experience with wedding dresses it would seem. the tiers and sparkles are not quiet what we would expect from her now.

Rita Wilson

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are one of the lucky few couples in Hollywood to have stayed together. He has called her his soul mate, and they are college sweethearts. However Rita what were you thinking? The shiny tights really just take the cake don’t you think?

Tina Turner

What’s love got to do with it? Tina Turner definitely turner’d heads with this interesting wedding dress choice. Not your usual gown we would say. Tina we love you, but this has got to go.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Carrie Bradshaw found her Big and Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick we can happily say are one of the cutest celeb couples. However, we know that Carrie had an interesting fashion closet, but it seems that Sarah’s choices are similar. She chose to wear a black dress for her big day. Hmmm. Well it seems it was a good luck charm.

Emma Thompson

Love Actually star has had her fair share of heartbreak, when her husband cheated on her with British actress Helena Bonham Carter. The pair married and became the golden couple of UK cinema, affectionately dubbed “Ken and Em” as they starred in Peter’s Friends, Dead Again and Much Ado About Nothing together. Until one day her heart was broken. This dress is the worst we have ever seen, she looks like Little Bo Peep.

Pamela Anderson

The Baywatch star was a stunner in her youth, but she got slightly sidetracked by her choice of men. Her marriage to rocker Tommy Lee was a train wreck, and in typical Pamela style, she chose to wear a tinee weene white bikini instead of a dress.

Sharon Stone

While white isn’t always necessarily a requirement, this pink Vera Wang halter dress Stone donned in 1998 screams a little more Casino than it does “marriage.” Never the less, she still looks beautiful, however for a celeb, we would have expected more, then again from the lace party we have seen earlier, maybe not.

Chelsea Clinton

A father’s proudest moment, walking his daughter down the aisle, about to give her away to the man of her dreams, yet Bill doesn’t look too enthused. Perhaps he also isn’t enamored with his daughter’s choice of dress.

Jessica Biel

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are one of our fave celeb couples and always look suited and booted together at red carpet events. But Jess, we are upset that you followed the pink dress trend. However, she still looks stunning.

Anne Hathaway

The stunning actress looks like she is dressed for a part in one of her movies, not her own wedding. The headpiece basically fills her whole head, and the pink underlining of the huge train is just a no no  from us.

Nicky Hilton

We’re torn on Nicky Hilton’s dress. The formal conservative style dress just doesn’t seem to suit her. She is a stunner, but it seems a little much for us. The extremely high neck looks awfully itchy and restrictive.

Dita Von Teese

It looks like Dita Von Teese was definitely making a statement when she wed Marilyn Manson in 2005. Known for her incredibly tiny waist and pin up style, this was definitely different, but when you are marrying Marilyn Manson you expect something dark.

Sofia Vegara

The beautiful fiery actress always looks incredible, however on the most special day of her life, she chose to wear a curtain. There was clearly too much material so they stuck extra on the side.

Luisana Lopilato

When lovable singer Michael Buble married the love of his life, Argentinian actress and model Luisana, the world was overjoyed. Yet when she walked down the aisle, heads turned for a different reason. The layers of lace and band under the chest are really quite Jersey Shore. Not something we would expect from a model. We love you both anyway.

Celine Dion

The Canadian superstar recently experienced a lot of tragedy when her beloved husband Rene passed away from cancer. Her wedding will always go down in history however, because of the strange choice of dress. The over the top headpiece, and lace has to be one of the most extravagant we have ever seen. She looks like the white queen from The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe.

Lady Mary Charteris

You would think that if you were British royalty, that your wedding dress would be classic and elegant, but this royal decided to shock her guests.  Lady Mary wore the eye-catching gown, complete with tulle skirt, and floral headpiece, as she tied the knot to rock musician Robbie Furze, frontman of The Big Pink. The blonde star certainly had the figure for the creation which featured cutaway detail and sheer sleeves. She was clearly going for the rock chick look.

Mama June

Mama June is known for being a bit of a redneck, so her dress shouldn’t have shocked any of us. But it did. And we don’t know why. Rainbow roses, are forever ruined for us.

Britney Spears

It is safe to say that Britney’s wedding to Kevin Federline was not the best period of her life, and her choice of wedding dress sort of confirms that. The garter is sort of tacky and distasteful.  We still love her though.

Chrissy Teigen

The top model married singer John Legend, and have fast become Hollywoods most lovable couple. They had a lavish ceremony in Lake Como, Italy, full of star studded guests. Chrissy chose an unconventional color for her gown, and while she could look stunning in a plastic bag, we think she should have gone more traditional.

Christina Aguilera

The successful singer can belt out tunes that give you shivers, yet when it came to her first wedding, she looked like she was going for a Spanish Fiesta not her own wedding.

Elizabeth Hurley

The British actress and socialite thought herself a princess on her wedding day. When you have two wedding ceremonies, the cost is bound to be high. Hurley and business tycoon Nayar threw a traditional Anglican wedding in an English castle, followed by a week of celebrations and a Hindu ceremony in Nayar’s hometown of Jodhpur, India. It’s a shame that $2.5 million and two parties didn’t help the relationship last.

 

Nicole Kidman

The Australian actress decided to choose an unconventional style of wedding gown. It seems she is a fan of the Victorian era.  While she is classically beautiful, we really don’t approve of the over powering lace and so much veil.

 

Kim Sears

Tennis champ Andy Murray married his love Kim Sears in a traditional Scottish wedding. We understand that he had to wear the kilt and traditional attire, but we are not quite sure what her excuse for this was. It does nip her in at the waist, but too much bling and Cinderella pouf for our liking.

 

Sarah Duchess Of York

When Sarah Duchess Of York married Prince Andrew, Prince Charles’ brother, she chose a royal gown that is for sure, however she definitely looks more like something from a Disney movie. Shame the marriage didn’t last.

Rosanne Barr

The hilarious actress went truly overboard for her wedding.  The puffed sleeves, the low cleavage and that veil! The marriage ended in a Bitter divorce sadly after 4 years. Apparently he gave all the wedding pictures to charity, which started a twitter battle between them.

Cameron Diaz

The now retired actress, also chose not to wear a conventional dress when she married rocker Joel Madden, becoming sister in law to Nicole Richie. She will always be an icon, but we would have loved to seen her in something more magical and bride like.

 

Khloe Kardashian

Khloe and Lamar had a whirlwind romance, getting married after only a few weeks. Since then she reality star has gone on to become passionate about fitness and fashion. We really don’t approve of the tail of this, and that purple band no honey no. Now that she has Monica Rose style let’s hope her marriage to Tristan Thompson will be more of a success.

 

Katie Price

British glamor model Katie Price fell in love with Australian pop star Peter Andre and they wed in a fabulously tacky ceremony, where the bride even rode to the church in a Cinderella carriage. Her pink dress and crown shocked viewers worldwide, and certainly made a statement. The marriage however did not last. She looks like the fairy godmother from The Wizard of Oz.

Portia De Rossi

Ellen Degeneres’ wife Portia is a beautiful actress most known for her role in Ally Mcbeal. While we absolutely love this couple, we aren’t a fan of the dress design. The pink rouching and halter neck waist coat style, come on Portia you could have done better with a figure like that.

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