Public transport is a great way to people watch. You just never know who you might meet on the subway. These hilarious images show the weird and wonderful sightings that will make your day.
This woman must be on her way to some kind of dress up party and in need to stretch her legs to get into the festive season. She sort of blends in with the train, but also very much stands out. We would be very intrigued if we saw her doing a high kick next to us. She nailed it.
Cat Woman Is A Good Samaritan
Cat woman knows how to give back to society. She is kindly checking up on the elderly to make sure this old man is comfortable in his seat. Always doing good for the community isn’t she, such a perfect super hero. We wouldn’t mind a friendly neighborhood cat checking up on us on our morning commute.
Stars are just like us, and have to take the subway sometimes. Although this A lister does not seem to impressed by his surroundings. Robert Deniro is most likely used to more luxury forms of transport. He just wants to eat his chips in peace without all the ruckus. The G-d father looks suited and booted after a star studded night out, don’t you just hate it when Uber is on a high surge charge.
There is nothing like red underwear to make a seasonal statement on the underground. Either this lady has lost her pants or she is just getting into the Christmas spirit. Either way, she is definitely turning heads, whether that was her intention or not.
Sleeping While Reading
When you are exhausted on the commute to work, sometimes the movement of the train along with the padded shoulder of your neighbor is just too soothing it sends you to sleep, or your book is just so boring the only other option is to doze off. We just hope the guy sat next to him was ok with the situation.
Just Some Light Reading
This is a hilarious image of a guy reading a book on how to meet women on the subway, whilst on the subway. We wonder how far he has got and if he has met any nice women willing to put his skills learnt into practice. The woman sat next to him does not look too enthused however, so maybe the book is a waste of money.
Ri Ri, we know that you think by wearing dark sunglasses makes you blend in on the subway, but you stand out like a sore thumb. She doesn’t seem too happy about taking public transport like the rest of the world. It looks like for her its werk werk werk werk werk.
We would love to know if these four men came to an agreement to sleep on each other’s shoulder while on this train ride. We hope someone wakes them up before they need to get off at the correct stop. There is nothing worse than waking up at the end of the train line, miles from home, exhausted and having to go all the way back.
We have no words really. Is this person dressed up as a cabbage patch doll? Are they using it as a prayer cap? We are just not sure. Perhaps it is a light snack for later, you just never know when you might want some lettuce from your head. Very confusing but funny.
Spiderman Rides The Subway Too
Spiderman likes to blend in, and he’s doing quite a good job of looking like us locals. Andrew Garfield seems like he is a very down to Earth celeb. We wonder if he got noticed a lot while riding the train. Looks like no one wanted to sit next to him.
Make Yourself Comfortable
We’re sure that most subway systems want their riders to be comfortable, and the more props you can find to make the journey as easy as possible, the better we always say. Even if this does include a newspaper to act as a light blocker. Innovation at its finest. We hope she doesn’t roll off.
Subway And The City
A-listers live the good life don’t they just? Yet we are pleased to see SJP really exploring the city. Katie Holmes must think it is sunny in the train, those shades are doing a great job of letting everyone know she is a celeb. Mary Kate and Ashley’s younger sister Elizabeth Olsen does not look too happy that there isn’t a limo waiting for her.
Always Ride With A Buddy
If you’re going to nap on the train, one should try to ride with a friend or significant other. Otherwise it just gets a bit awkward. We hope this guy doesn’t get a shock when he wakes up to a random woman fast asleep on top of him. Who knows it could be the start of a great love story.
Friendly Neighborhood Celebs
Jessica Alba and Jay Z look to be making friends on their morning commute. The train is always a great way to get into random conversation about life with friendly strangers. Ri Ri on the other hand looks dressed to the nines as she catches the train in London. It is always fun to explore the train in new cities, you never know who you might meet.
He Was Just That Tired
Never mind that there’s an entire row of open seating next to this guy, he was just too tired and and just fell asleep on the subway floor! When you gotta sleep, you just gotta sleep. Have you ever felt that exhaustion just hit you uncontrollably and you just have to collapse where ever you are, even if it means not walking one cm to a luxurious row of seats? Us neither, but this dude did.
Always Bring A Spare Tyre
You cannot predict when your car might break down, so it is very important to carry a spare tyre round with you everywhere just in case. This man is clearly very protective of his tyre. He is keeping it very close just in case someone else might need a random tyre on a train and takes it. Whatever ordeal he has been through must have tired him out. He looks fast asleep with his mouth wide open behind those shades.
Why A Seat When You Can Choose The Floor
We don’t know about you, but humans confuse us often. Not only did this guy choose to sleep on the floor, right next to the door that will open and close loudly with passengers frantically coming in and out, he also chose to lay under the seat, the seat with a whole free row, a cushioned row of seats! Perhaps he has a bad back.
Another Day Another Nap
There is something comforting about the head bobbing back mouth open napping position on the underground. It is the go to position for most people it seems. This lady is very taken with the position, her head is so far back she looks like she is looking at the ceiling. We hope she doesn’t hurt her neck.
At Least They Have A Sense Of Humor
We have to assume this couple is on their way to a Halloween party of some kind. Wherever they are going, this is really funny and did make us take a second look, we are sure it did the same to you too. This is an epic outfit for every occasion if you ask us. Especially if you want to make a scene.
Sleeping While Standing
We’re not sure how this guy pulled this off – or how he doesn’t fall over. The train must have been much more crowded when he originally boarded because there’s no one else to be found!
Morning Workout On The Train
We love that this woman is getting her yoga workout taken care of while commuting to work! If you have no time, you make time. So why not, combine your morning workout with your morning commute. Makes sense to us.
Most Awkward Sleeping Position Ever
This guy can’t possibly be comfortable, if only he had a pillow… The woman next to him looks as though she cannot wait to get off, so she doesn’t have to sit next to a snoring man for much longer. We hope his fresh work suit does not get creased in that position, and that he manages to wake up in time.
That’s Just Creepy
We’ve been on plenty of subway trains and they are usually pretty warm, so we’re not sure why this person didn’t bother to take off their costume. Perhaps it was to cheer up all the other travelers, which it looked like it did. One woman is smiling a lot, but boy boy boy that person must be boiling.
This guy must have just pulled an all-nighter because he can’t possibly be comfortable with using a subway pole for a pillow. At least he has something to rest on, and is holding on for dear life clearly with his hand wrapped around the pole. Let’s just hope that the train does not make any sudden movements or stops. otherwise he will not be in for a treat.
12 Hour Day?
We don’t doubt that this gentleman works hard, we just doubt how comfortable he can be trying to sleep sideways. That is going to majorly hurt his neck when, or if he wakes up. His briefcase looks like something out of a movie. We wonder what interesting objects we would find in there.
This is actually ingenious, this man is using a box for support in order to ride the subway like a pro! This way, he is sure not to move around if the train jerks a lot, and even has the side of the box to rest his head on. We wonder if he is a regular at this, because he seems to have all the tricks down to a fine art.
Subway Ninja Assassins
We’ve never seen ninja’s on a train, but you can bet that if we do we’ll just wait for the next one. We really hope it was Halloween on this day, and that they were simply getting into the spirit of dressing up. The train guard looks like he is escorting them off the platform, or did they scare him off?
This is just brilliant. We are a big fan of this hair style. Just look how it sways in the wind of the train. It really adds life to a boring Monday morning commute don’t you think? If only we all had such luscious locks like this individual.
Kissing Or Sleeping?
There is spooning, and then there is this. Ever heard the phrase get a room? Well this comes to mind when looking at this photo. They are sleeping a bit inappropriately for others to watch if you ask us.
Just Showing Off
This guy is clearly just showing off as he could easily be standing or sitting while commuting to what we can only assume is his job as a acrobat. But it does provide very fun morning entertainment, we are not sure how long he will last up there, and how easy it will be to stay if the train is moving fast.
Based on her posture and head position, this girl is clearly deep into a subway power nap. Let us not forget the uncontrollable open mouth. This is not so fortunate for the accidental dribbling that is guaranteed to happen. Surely that pole can’t be comfortable. Sometimes you just sleep where ever you can.
Well this is an interesting pet to bring on the train, her outfit and makeup make it seem that she is very serious, and that it might not just be for fancy dress. If we were on that train we would be a little frightened of that crow we have to admit. We hope it doesn’t wander off and scare the passengers.
Good VS Evil
Who is your money on, in a fight between Batman and Darth Vader? We actually are not sure who would win, but never the less it brings a lot of entertainment for the other passengers. These are great outfits for a morning commute we must say.
Don’t Look Into His Eyes
This is frightening. If we saw this on the train on a dark night, we would definitely go into another carriage. Just look at those evil red eyes staring back, as if it is luring you into a dangerous trance. The other passengers don’t seem too phased by the situation. This is a strange one to see.
People will make any sort of animal their pets. This tiny little fur ball that is about to step on the subway, is wearing an adorable witches hat to keep its little head warm. This little hamster is on its first day out, very exciting. We wonder what everyone else on the underground will think of its sweet accessory. What a great companion. Who needs a dog anyway.
Read Between The Lines
When the New York Subway made a rule that dogs are only allowed on the subway if they can fit in your bag, this owner made sure to find a bag big enough to fit his beloved pooch in. Well he definitely beat the system, this doggy looks happy in his bag and making the other passengers happy too. We love seeing dogs on the subway.
Hand To Mouth
Who doesn’t love Pikachu? This is a great outfit, but we can imagine it is a bit toasty in there. The comical thing about this image is that who ever is in there, is holding the bar for balance, but the only way they could reach, was through the mouth hole of the costume. So this Pokemon character has a long arm and hand for a tongue.
We would feel safe on the underground if we knew our local neighborhood heroes were there to keep us out of danger. If we had our choice, we would always be green. We wonder if they can see through those masks and if they are not extremely hot. Well they look good at least.
Half Man Half Zebra
If we saw this in the subway station we would be quite frightened. This person looks like they have just stepped out of a Super Hero movie. Is this the latest recruit from Justice League? We wonder how they can stand in that costume? Innovative idea, we might try for Halloween next year.
Real Life Spock
Well if it isn’t the very real life Spock on the subway, or a very good doppelgänger. We bet this guy gets asked all the time. This kid is clearly a big fan, and so are we. He does not look too impressed however. Maybe he had people taking selfies with him the whole journey.
Dog In Bag
This bulldog has fit very nicely into this small cross body bag. It almost looks like the latest fashion accessory. However this pooch does not look too impressed by his owner’s choice of bag to carry him in.
Did Someone Say Cheese?
When you don’t have a kitchen, you make the most of where you are. Who doesn’t carry around a chopping board and knife for those occasions? Well this hungry lady always comes prepared. She is about to whet her appetite with some rare cheeses. The other passengers are pretending they are not intrigued or hungry but they definitely want to get in on the action.
If there are no seats, you should always come prepared like this guy. Simply put up your hammock and you’re good to go for the rest of your journey. Look how perfectly he is positioned. The ultimate in convenience and comfort we are going to consider this, sign us up.
If Music Be The Food Of Love
There is nothing like sitting on public transport and having the harp played to you. This man looks like he is very passionate about his playing. We wonder what song he is playing. Many Greensleeves. We wish we were the recipient of this lovely tune.
Birds Of A Feather
Well well well, what do we have here? It appears that every owl from Harry Potter has come to deliver a very important message to these muggles. This is a rare sight indeed, we wonder what everyone else thought of this occurrence. That owl is not happy about getting his picture taken, must not be its good side.
How many times do you think this dude has been told he looks like Obama? He really does, we had to do a double take that is for sure. We were wondering what Barack was doing riding public transport when he can surely get a plush limo to take him where he needs to go.
Sight For Sore Eyes
This cannot be enjoyable for this poor innocent woman riding to work in the morning. To her left she has a squashed butt crack pushed right up next to her. We wonder if the culprit knows his pants are way too low leaving little to the imagination. Surely it is uncomfortable for him too.
Ikea bags are the best, especially as outfits for dogs. This woman also took the NYC public transport dog rule quite literally and made her dog an outfit with an actual bag. This works.